If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
holy fucking shit
i think i have found my new favorite photo of ben and martin
ben is clearly in the middle of a very long detailed answer and martin is like “HEY FUCKER U WANNA GO”
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
i fear for myself when the hobbit trilogy ends
I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure
"Lift me, human!"
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009